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Saturday, May 03, 2003

Having a bad day? Read these and turn that frown upside down!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

6. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

7. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

8. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

9. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

10. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

11. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

12. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

13. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

14. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

15. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

16. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

17. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer, and a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

18. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer



Friday, May 02, 2003

Quotes for the day:

Yesterday while my math professor held a review for our exam, he wrote on the board, "Maybe I like pure evil homework!" I guess someone wrote that the last homework assignment was pure evil. Well, it was. He looked up at the students in the lecture hall and mentioned that "some of you probably feel the same way." One girl shouted out, "Yes!" My math prof shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, I've been called much worse by much better." Oooooo... shot down!

Carly sat on her bed and talked about how much she loves the Stars, especially Mike Modano. She asked why can't she just marry him and be well off for the rest of her life? "That's it," she said, "My goal for the summer is to seduce Mike Modano!"

Today while I was studying Spanish in Hullabaloo, my friend from last semester came by. He was in my spanish class last semester and is still taking spanish like me but is in a different section. We talked about the final and how horrible it is going to be, especially in conjugating verbs. He said, "Yeah, dar is the devil!"

Those are my good quotes for the past couple of days. Gosh, pray for me in my studying, I'm not focusing enough. In fact, I should be studying some espanol right now! Duce.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Yo. I haven't posted in a while...

Today is the last day of classes! That makes me the proudest sophmore of the fighting Texas Aggie class of 2006! A-A-A-A-A! True that.

So, to celebrate my birthday on Sunday(I'm 19!), I went out and pierced the cartiledge of my left ear. My friend, Melanie took me yesterday. This whole weekend has been "poke a hole in your face" weekend. I went with my friend, Kim, to get her ears pierced for the second time on Friday. She was so good and didn't even flinch. I was making more noise just watching them put the earring gun to her head than she was! Then, my friends Melanie and Becca went to a tatoo parlor to pierce their eyebrows. Honestly, I wasn't too pumped about Mel piercing her eyebrow. I wasn't sure I was going to like it but let me say... It is so AWESOME! She's totally groovin' and beautiful as ever. She's my future roomie for next year. I am so excited! We will live right across from the All Faiths Chapel so on Thursday nights we're going to sneak in Upstream for the praise and worship part. Upstream is a freshman bible study. hahaha. I love it.

No more cool stories for the day. When I show my parents my new piercing, I'll let you know what they say. Here are my predictions:

Teresa: She'll love it and think I'm really cool.
Dad: He won't notice it until the end of summer unless someone tells him. Once he finds out, he won't be that happy and might lecture me for a few minutes and then let it go.
Mom: She'll be surprised and ask a lot of questions such as "Where/When did you get it done? What do you have to do with it now?" Then, she'll be cool and probably will think it is neat.

I told my sis about it today, and she said she was proud of me, so at least one prediction came true. :-)